When you show your friend a photo and they start scrolling

When your date brings up how their exes were ‘all crazy’ and that they ‘hate drama’

When nothing got lost in the ‘auto-recovery document’

When you buy a whole box of drumstick ice creams for the weekend, but just end up eating them all for dinner that night

When the house is a disaster and your wife calls to ask how you and the kids are doing

When you're paying for my burrito at Chipotle and one of the employees tells the cashier “Oh, he had guac!” at the last minute

When you're watching the Harry Potter movies after you just finished rereading the books

When your GF found your porn stash

When your buddy announces a joint bachelor/bachelorette party, which will be alcohol free

When you're talking to a girl in bar and your friend comes up and says some dumb shit